#1 Nonsence page - an alternative to the shoutbox

[DylanVasey]

A man goes to his doctors and says he can't stop eating snooker balls. The doc says what did you have for breakfast ?

"Two reds and a white".

"wow" ... says the doc, "and for lunch ?"

"A brown, a blue & a pink". Replied the man.

"Hmmm, and for dinner ?" Asked the doc.

"A white, a yellow ..."

"Let me stop you there, I know your problem" proclaimed the doc "Your not eating enough greens!".

[RockstarBruski]

Hello and welcome to coffee talk, I'm your host RockstarBruski

So the wife and I went out and saw The Social Network Movie (Facebook movie). Interesting movie. Never knew how facebook got started and my take away from the movie was that it made me sad that someone so bright that created a social network could be so dumb about what's really important in life and pretty much has zero social skills. Not sure just how much was true and how much was exaggerated but I thought that Justin Timberlake did a pretty good job of acting. Not an earth shattering movie but I thought it made me think so that was good

[Flashard]

A sad horse walks into a bar. The barman says "hey, why the long face?"

Tut, tut, tut. Gara, you should be ashamed of yourself! ...I think a minutes silence is needed for that one!

Talking of horses...

A horse trainer is giving last-minute instructions to his jockey when he slips something into the horse's mouth just as a steward walks by. "What was that?" asks the steward suspiciously. "Oh nothing," says the trainer. "Just a sweet." He gives one to the steward and has one himself. After the suspicious steward leaves the scene, the trainer continues with his instructions for the jockey. “Just keep on the rail,” he says. “You won’t struggle to win. In fact, the only thing that could possibly pass you down the home straight is the steward, or me."

[Justincredible]

after everything i say. you say "ketchup and liquer"

what did u have for breakfast? "ketchup and liquer"

what did u have for lunch? "ketchup and liquer"

what did u have for dinner? "ketchup and liquer"

you saw an old lady in the park. what did u do? "ketchup and liquer" (catch up and lick her)

[Ryan Nellis]

One Resume = One Interview

Boom.

[RockstarBruski]

One Resume = One Interview

Boom.

I'm confused - do tell?

[RockstarBruski]

Hey Paul, I think I'm going to change my DJ name to DJ Rumpelstiltskin - boooyah Just kidding!

[Ryan Nellis]

One Resume = One Interview

Boom.

I'm confused - do tell?

Well, I'm working part-time at Subway currently, but I've started sending out resumes to full-time positions since I've graduated.

I've sent out one resume, and I got a call from them today for an interview. I'm thinking it's a minor miracle seeing as how my friend sent over 100 resumes out and only got 3 interviews.

So I'm flying high today.

[RockstarBruski]

very cool! Best wishes on your interview

[DJ Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey Paul, I think I'm going to change my DJ name to DJ Rumpelstiltskin - boooyah Just kidding!

Hey RockstarBruski Beyotch! How'd you guess my name? Dang it! Guess I won't get your baby after all! Back to spinin' the tunes on the wheels of gold thread